reblogged from patrick-hump
i wanna go to a 2006 emo themed dance where everyone wears all black and band shirts and too much eyeliner and they play fall out boy and mcr like why is this not a thing
Put a number in my ask
reblogged from whimsical-popsicle
1. I’d fuck you
2. I’d fuck you
reblogged from shawzer65
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
reblogged from asylee
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
Today I was talking to a guy about sports and he said “That’s pretty good for a female,” so of course I responded with “Excuse me?” because that’s not okay and then he had the nerve to get offended that I was offended like wtf just don’t be a sexist dick next time dude