Aries - you remind me of walking through a field of tall grass when the summer sun sets. i am allergic to grass and a lot of bugs are out and biting my legs and i hate this.
Taurus - you are a piping hot cup of coffee. you burn my tongue and i am sensitive to caffeine. you make me panic.
Gemini - you feel like christmas. you feel like christmas.
Cancer - you are what it feels like waking up to an open window and it is chilly and it’s been raining all night.
Leo - you are what it feels like to go from swimming in a pool to sitting in a hot tub and jumping back into a pool. at night. with the pool lights on.
Virgo - you are like middle school detention. a joke.
Libra - you feel like my fourth birthday when i got my first bike and my party was at a playground and nobody got hurt and i won the hot potato game.
Scorpio - you are the kind of person who has sex in the backseat of their grandparents car on easter morning.
Sagittarius - you feel like how it feels to write something in ink and not getting it smudged on the side of your hand. it’s immaculate.
Capricorn - you sound like an ice cream truck in the middle of july. my feet burn on the pavement but i want ice cream so bad that i don’t have time to put on shoes.
Aquarius - you taste like ocean.
Pisces - i hope you are like a dandelion the size of my palm. if i blow you, will you make my dreams come true?
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
oh geez the entire back pops out and that guy on the right gets hit too :(
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document.
I must go…my people need me
I’m actually hot as fuck and I’m just waiting for everyone else to realize it
Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.
More times than not, I’m totally okay with being single. I’ve mastered the single life. But I get in these weird random moods where I just want to love a guy and care for him and spoil him and make him laugh and make him smile and be goofy with him and kiss him anytime I want and sing songs with him and accept him for everything he is.
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny